You may or may not be aware that your dog barks constantly ALL day when you are not home. Now, I am no Caesar Milan - Dog Whisperer, but I'll hazard a few guesses as to why he/she is barking;
- Classic case of separation anxiety
- He/She could just be hungry
- Was a politician in a previous life
- Has something to say and the WHOLE WORLD needs to know about it
- Likes to sing doggy tunes to other doggies
- Is trying to chat up the neighbours dog cause "he/she sounds cute"
- Trying out for "Australia's Got Talent"
- Is loud n' proud
For the purpose of the rest of this letter I will now refer to your dog as "Rowdy" mostly because I do not know if it is a him or her and "Rowdy" is appropriate and easy to write when referring to your dog.
Whilst I have not made a formal complaint to the Council I can tell you we, as your neighbours, are not far off it.
To put it bluntly, "Rowdy" is a nuisance and "Rowdy's" constant incessant non stop irritating barking is driving us all around the bend.
Frankly, I am sick of having to leave my own home for peace and quiet and I can't afford to go shopping all the time just to get away from the barking - my credit card just can't take the pressure and I am well over going to the movies or the pub, mostly because I am sick of being picked up by unsavory drunken locals that look as though they could do with a good bath in a metric tonne of Dettol, especially considering I am too old and hitched. However, on that note you really should check out the local Pub, it's new and improved and they have a good steak deal on Tuesday night or keep an eye out for a shop a docket which gets you your second meal for only $5!!! However, please take "Rowdy" with you so we don't have to listen to the barking.
I am not sure what you can do with "Rowdy's" barking, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please try!
Lots of love
Us!
