Eugene is one of your Information Technology experts here in the Office.
This morning he and I had a discussion about transport and the fact that you need to take a packed lunch, clean underwear, worming tablets and deodorant to get from Point A to Point B within the Metro area.
During this discussion I suggested that maybe with his "know how" he can build a teleportal machine in his courtyard using parts from printers, dental floss etc to transport himself (and friends if need be) to places such as work, the Apple Store or other exotic cities..
As to not raise suspicion of the nosey neighbours and police helicopters, I suggested that he disguise it as an outhouse and indicated that I know where he would find some corrugated iron for said teleportal machine..
E has since told me that when he was about 50, he realised that if he went into the future he could re-cycle old computer parts and build his own printer, which also made cups of tea with biscuits.
If only more people in the world had the vision that E does.. The world would have so much less congestion :)
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